Untitled. (I think he was a bit drunk by this point.)

Untitled. (I think he was a bit drunk by this point.)

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Mr. Schwartz, being a dapper beast. 

Mr. Schwartz, being a dapper beast. 

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Mr. Schwartz does not like to be photographed during wardrobe changes. 

Mr. Schwartz does not like to be photographed during wardrobe changes. 

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Lightning. (a.k.a. how I spent my Valentine’s Day.)

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Lightning (just right)

Lightning (just right)

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Lightning (too long of an exposure)

Lightning (too long of an exposure)

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Sorry i’ve been neglecting you Tumblr.

I shall compensate with some lightning storm photos from last week. 

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Things That Make Me Uncomfortable

bschwartz:

  1. Unwanted and/or unwarranted affection
  2. Compliments
  3. Introductions
  4. Fetish-y people (Isabel)
  5. Pictures
  6. Poor writing/my own grammatical mistakes
  7. Other uncomfortable people
  8. Homeless people
  9. Sober people that I talk to while drunk
  10. Noisy mastication 

look, i have my very own number :3

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Alabama (shoes)

Alabama (shoes)

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Alabama (On White)

Alabama (On White)

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Alabama (Corset)

Alabama (Corset)

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Alabama (Stripped Down)

Alabama (Stripped Down)

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looks like it’s peak tumblin’ hours…

so it’s time for some photo spams.

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Jellyfish.

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Dusk.

Dusk.

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